Conversations with Min

[pjthompson]

Min (lolling on the keyboard): Don't you think I'm cute?

Me: Very. Now get off the keyboard.

Min (rubbing head on monitor and making it swivel): Wouldn't you rather pay attention to me?

Me: I have a novel to write. Go away.

Min (scratching her claws on the back of my chair): Novels are dumb.

Me: Not to me. Now stop that.

Min: Or what?

Me: Or I might have to spat your butt. Neither one of us would like that.

Min: Oh, I am so scared.

Me: Min, nobody likes a smart ass.

Min: Apparently you do. Don't you think I'm cute?

Me: Very.

Comments

[beth-bernobich.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm positive I've had this exact conversation with Fig.

[pjthompson]

I think it's part of the Kitty Handbook, frankly: Human Training Made Easy.