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[pjthompson]

Random quote of the day:

“If Toto had been a Doberman The Wizard of Oz would have been a much shorter movie.”

—Anita K. Clardy, as relayed by Lisa Clardy



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Comments

[notasupervillain]

Different movie, yes. Shorter? I'm less convinced.

[pjthompson]

I'm thinking Margaret Hamilton would have had a harder time getting a Doberman in her basket and he might have ripped her throat out in the process.

[notasupervillain]

lol! And the story would be about Glinda with the Ruby Slippers.