The vegetative life of the Bush Administration

[pjthompson]

Lynn and I were discussing how barf-inducing it was to hear Karl Rove boo-hooing as he announced his resignation this morning.

Lynn: He's worse than Cheney. Cheney's junkyard dog, cut-you-off-at-the-knees mean and evil, but Rove's all that plus slimy.

Pam: He's sort of the okra of political advisors.

Lynn: And Cheney's one of those Chinese peppers they hide in the kung pao chicken where you know as soon as it crosses your lips you're in big, bad trouble.

Pam: And Bush? Is like zucchini overcooked in corn oil and then left on the counter for about nine hours straight before it's served to you so by the time it hits your plate it's ice cold and it's got that greasy rainbow sheen and you know if you take one bite you're gonna be real sick.

Lynn: I think we've pushed that metaphor a bit too far.

Pam: That's always a problem with me.

Comments

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

And all of them are radioactive, and sprout tentacles to lift your wallet when you aren't looking.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

those are fantastic!

lol!

[pjthompson]

Or shoot you in the face if you get too old. >;-)

[pjthompson]

What's Alberto Gonzales, I wonder? Something that's rotten and loaded with seeds...

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

You just know Rove was beat up every day in high school.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

pomegranate?

banana?

kiwi?

[java-fiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO... that's so great. Though... it has the quality of one of your talks with Min. :-)

[pjthompson]

When I see pictures of him when he was young he wasn't nearly so dorktastic. Looking at the dude now and the dude then...Dorian Gray in reverse, dude!

[pjthompson]

All far too tasty and delectable. I'm thinking one of those mushy yellow squash with decay spots and lots of seeds...

[pjthompson]

Maybe some of that has rubbed off on Min/Lynn conversations. When Lynn and I were roommates, we used to have long conversations between our respective cats. Hmmm. Maybe I shouldn't have confessed that in public.

[java-fiend.livejournal.com]

Oh that's okay. I often have chats with my feline. They're good to chat with sometimes. :-)

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

That would explain a lot...

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

but I like those squashed. ummm, butternut...