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Wednesday's random quote of the day:

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

—Will Rogers



Thursday's random quote of the day:

There is none, as I was not at work.



Friday's random quote of the day:

"Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard."

—Daphne du Maurier


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Disclaimer for the Quote of the Day:

These quotes do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, The Universe or its subsidiaries, Leonard Maltin, Siegfried and Roy, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. However, they frequently reflect the views of the Cottingsley Fairies.