Is this bugging you? How about this?

Random quote of the day:


“In America there’s someone willing to pretend to be offended by everything and so we annoy people and that’s part of the appeal. It’s to entertain people and also to annoy a certain segment of the audience as well."

—Matt Groening, talking about The Simpson’s Movie (Reuters)











( Illustrated version. )

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Threes and sixes and a trine or two

Elizabeth says I need to do this and she could be right…


SIX NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. PJ
2. Pamela
3. Pam
4. Ms. Thompson
5. me-OWWW
(According to Min.)
6. @#$%%^^&&*(!!
(According to the guy in the SUV this morning.)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Lavender stripped blouse
2. Black jeans
3. Lavender Mary Janes

THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. The return of the Muse, dear, sweet, darling Muse.
2. A fire in my belly.
3. The grace to recognize the truth of things.

THREE PEOPLE WHOM YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
1. Jaime
2. Kevin
3. Lisa
(I don't usually name names but felt called to do so today. If I haven't named you and you feel the urge, please consider this your invitation.)

THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. Ate a carnitas tostada from Baja Fresh.
2. Read more of Silver Borne by Patricia Briggs.
3. Provided a lap platform for Min.

THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
1. My boss.
2. Mom
3. Ann.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW:
1. Drag my carcass into work.
2. My usual Friday night bookstore crawl.
3. Watch some truly bad TV—because I just can't help myself on Friday nights.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. Coffee in all its many and splendid forms.
2. Bogle Old Vine Zinfandel or Morro Bay Cabernet (2 recently discovered faves)
3. Cran-Blueberry 100% juice.

THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY:
1. Min.
2. Baby the bird.
3. Nataliedee.