pjthompson | The Monday Poll

The first of these questions will probably work better for those who actually watch food and cooking shows, but the second is much more general.

[Poll #866695]

Food/cooking show hosts should be:

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cute, perky, bubbly, 30-minute cooks who pose in men's magazines.
2(14.3%)
balding, witty, in-love with good eats, and erudite.
1(7.1%)
earthy, Southern, middle-aged, and in-love with butter.
1(7.1%)
flashy, music-loving, and prone to yelling "Bam!"
0(0.0%)
decadent, sarcastic, cynical, tattooed, chain-smoking, and well-traveled.
1(7.1%)
young, nakedly English, enthusiastic, and lisping.
1(7.1%)
prone to issuing food cook-off challenges to local food stars.
0(0.0%)
British and in-love with the F word.
1(7.1%)
able to prepare a mean ticky.
0(0.0%)
Other (whip up some comments?)
0(0.0%)
My favorite type of food is:

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Southern American or soul food.
0(0.0%)
any food I don't have to cook myself.
0(0.0%)
Italian.
0(0.0%)
open a can and heat.
0(0.0%)
French.
0(0.0%)
comes in a cardboard box.
0(0.0%)
Thai, Korean.
0(0.0%)
"just add hot water."
0(0.0%)
Mexican, Cuban, Argentinean.
0(0.0%)
stirred, not shaken.
0(0.0%)
Japanese.
0(0.0%)
found at a church bazaar.
0(0.0%)
Szechwan, Cantonese, Mandarin.
0(0.0%)
whatever's on my plate.
1(5.9%)
African.
0(0.0%)
accompanied by the sound of a coffee grinder.
0(0.0%)
Indian.
0(0.0%)
dessert.
0(0.0%)
Middle Eastern.
0(0.0%)
I haven't eaten since 1978.
0(0.0%)
Filippino.
0(0.0%)
the one type of food you haven't named here! How could you leave it out?!?
1(5.9%)
Tickystanian
0(0.0%)
Other (now's your chance)
0(0.0%)