The Neo has landed!
Jan. 10th, 2007 11:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pjthompsonYippy skippy! My little toy arrived last night, the Alphasmart Neo—either a huge, honking PDA or a wee bit of a computing device. It's so cute and lightweight. The keyboard is about the size of a small laptop, I think, and the LCD display is quite clear and readable. It even has a primitive spellcheck and autosave so if the batteries go or you accidentally turn it off, the file doesn't go away. Definitely plain Jane, but definitely all I need to write on lunch and not have to do it longhand, and a fraction of the cost of a laptop. Which is a good thing for a person trying to get out of debt.
("What the hell is it?" as my boss says.
"An anti-debt machine," I answers.)
(Thanks, Vern!)
We'll see if my word count actually improves. Sometimes it ain't the longhand, it's the brain that's the problem.
http://www.alphasmart.com/Retail/
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I leave you with this irrelevant paraphrase of a very old joke:
A: May I be brutally frank?
B: If you wear black leather. But my name's not Frank.
("What the hell is it?" as my boss says.
"An anti-debt machine," I answers.)
(Thanks, Vern!)
We'll see if my word count actually improves. Sometimes it ain't the longhand, it's the brain that's the problem.
http://www.alphasmart.com/Retail/
Miscellaneous
I leave you with this irrelevant paraphrase of a very old joke:
A: May I be brutally frank?
B: If you wear black leather. But my name's not Frank.
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Date: 2007-01-10 09:14 pm (UTC)And here's the punchline from a really filthy nun joke:
One more outburst like that and I'm putting the seats back on!
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Date: 2007-01-10 10:25 pm (UTC)Sounds like one I should hear some time.
Here's one for you that's not only filthy but politically incorrect:
Well, we are going back to the convent the same way, aren't we?
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Date: 2007-01-11 03:05 am (UTC)I will now avoid making Matrix references.
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