Not in the cards

[pjthompson]

My verdict on the vegan bran muffin I just ate: "Would a little egg kill you?"

Clearly, I do not have a future as a vegan.

Comments

[inkbabies.livejournal.com]

lol...nor do I. I do vegetarian well though.

[rhonawestbrook.livejournal.com]

Ya...me niether. I lof's my dairy products!

[pjthompson]

Mmmmm....dairy....

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

It's not just the lack of egg, but also the lack of butter, cream, milk and other lovely dairy products which damn the soul of the vegan muffin to perdition. Thou shalt have dairy, and it shall filleth thy belly.

[pjthompson]

Testify, sistah!

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

You could have just dropped it in the toilet and cut out the middle-man (woman).

[pjthompson]

This thing would have clogged the toilet, definitely.

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

At the Human Skeletal Remains in Archaeology class, after looking at the benefits of the mesolithic diet, we all went off and did likewise with some modifications(well, we don't actually hunt the beasties ourselves because the authorities won't let you. What it boiled down to is you need a big pot-belly like Lucy to do justice to a vegan diet (and she probably helped it out with grubs here and thee)

[pjthompson]

Humans aren't ruminants, that's what I'm thinking. :-)