Sleeping in, Min-style

[pjthompson]

1 a.m.

Me: Goodnight, Min.
Min: purr purr snuggle snuggle Goodnight.

3 a.m.

Min: Hey! Wake up!
Me: Wuh? Huh?
Min: Isn't it time for you to go to the bathroom or something?
Me: I guess.
Min: Good, because I like to have company while I eat my middle of the night crunchies.

5 a.m.

Min: Hey! Wake up!
Me: Wuh? What now?
Min: It's time to get up and feed me.
Me: It's too early.
Min: Until quite recently this was the hour you used to get up and feed me.
Me: Times change. Now, shut up and go back to sleep.

6:30 a.m.

Min: Hey! Wake up! It's long past time to feed me! This is ridiculous! I'm being abused!
Me, blearily getting up to slap food into her plate: I'm going back to bed now.

8 a.m.

Min: Don't you think you should get up now? You've been sleeping quite a long while.
Me: No. Shut up and go back to sleep.

9 a.m.

Min (snuggling on my chest and purring loudly): This is great. I could stay here all day.
Me: Actually, I was thinking of getting up.
Min: What?? You never think of anyone but yourself. Shut up and go back to sleep.