Onan the Barbarian

The story of self-love in its most primal form?

I don't know. The strangest titles pop into my mind sometimes. Not always parodies. Often just strange. I used to keep lists of them in case I wanted to use them, but I rarely did. Then I kept the list because they were just so strange and sometimes funny. Then I stopped keeping the list.

And maybe that was a good thing.

Although, my second novel started out as nothing but a title and I built the story around it: Blood Geek. Tor liked the title and many things about the novel, but wound up not buying it.

Maybe that was why.

You never know.