Sure, that about sums it up

Not especially tough-sounding, though. Sorta whiny, in fact.

Disgruntled Donny People Iced: Twenty Six Car Bombs Planted: One Favorite Weapon A Candlestick Arms Broken: Thirteen Eyes Gouged: Twelve Tongues Cut Off: Two Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Bruiser Get Your HITMAN Name

Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?

Alec Baldwin narrating a show on cavemen?

Am I the only one who finds this amusing?

Probably.

A sad and gruesome tale

Not for the faint of stomach.

Apparently, something attacked the possum we've had living in the garage. Raccoon, dog, cat, we don't know. She crawled into her sanctuary of the garage and tucked herself into a tight little spot, but apparently succumbed to her wounds. We weren't aware of this until the worst of the heatwave hit last week.

It took us three more days to locate exactly where in the garage that smell was coming from.

I'll let you imagine the rest.

I want to repeat this weekend again next week!