"I look like a garage on TV"

Said Susan Boyle, a contestant on Britain's Got Talent. But oh my God, oh my God, just listen...

Susan Boyle Sings on Britain's Got Talent 2009 Episode 1 @ Yahoo! Video

Crying over here—and thrilled, too. Anyone who can do that to Simon Crowell is my hero.

Amazon Fail

All I can say is that I'm glad I bought my big bad gay nautical romance at B&N not Amazon. Go Alex Beecroft! I might never have known about you if Amazon had gotten away with "protecting me."

If you've managed to miss this (I did until this evening due to total house upheaval), Lilith Saintcrow has a comprehensive round up.

This is so wrong and so bone-headed on so many levels.