Things I would rather have not learned today

[pjthompson]

1. How far a box of small, really ripe blueberries will roll and spread when dropped on a linoleum floor.

2. How invisible they become on a pink and blue patterned rug in one's foyer.

3. What stepping on a blueberry on a rug in one's bare feet feels like.


However, I was quite glad to learn that after they'd been gathered and thoroughly cleaned, they were still delicious in my vanilla yogurt.

Comments

[darkspires.livejournal.com]

Your day sounds similar to mine. We finished our grocery shop in Walmart and I just picked up a bag of rice and it all started to spill everywhere so I put it back and made a quick exit from the aisle. I then picked up a packet of sphagetti and went to put it in my cart when the sticks started shooting out of the other end all over the floor. Another quick exit. I suppose someone's child had got bord.

Yes, I should have taken it to the front but they were a tad tied up. One of their cashiers was in the process of having a seizure. I mean the full grande mal thing and I didn't want to be a nuisance.

[pjthompson]

Holy moley! Yours takes the prize. I had an unusually clumsy day today, but nothing that bad. We eventually got the garbage disposal clear so no worries. :-)

Is Mercury retrograde or something?

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

That does not sound like fun in any way whatsoever... it didn't stain anything, did it?

[pjthompson]

Not that I can tell. It was on the dark blue part, so I may have lucked out. We won't mention that to the roommate, k? :-)

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

My lips are sealed. :-)

[hollailama.livejournal.com]

Lol. The list sounded like poetry when I read it the first time. Blueberries in yogurt sounds great. Mebbe I need to run to the store...

[pjthompson]

Lol. The list sounded like poetry when I read it the first time.

I've been programming your mind this month. ;-) But it does make me think of that William Carlos Williams poem:

How much depends on a red wagon something something something...

(except I think it's "So much depends...")

Blueberries in yogurt sounds great. Mebbe I need to run to the store...

It was yumsterific. Putting the fruit in your own self always tastes so much better.