Trivializing

[pjthompson]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pjthompson!

1. Pjthompson cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
2. Red pjthompson at night, shepherd's delight. Red pjthompson at morning, shepherd's warning.
3. More people are killed by pjthompson each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
4. Pjthompson can be seen from space.
5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up pjthompson.
6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than pjthompson, and 400 times smaller.
7. Pjthompson is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
8. Olympic badminton rules say that pjthompson must have exactly fourteen feathers!
9. Pjthompson has 118 ridges around the edge.
10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of pjthompson!

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Number 1, according to the roommate, is hilariously incorrect, but number four is, unfortunately, true.

Comments

[mrngglry98.livejournal.com]

The link is broken! This makes me sad because then you'd have seen that I, too, can be seen from space. The sun sometimes shines off me and causes a glare that crashes space shuttles.

[pjthompson]

But, dude, dolphins!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mrngglry98!

1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of mrngglry98, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
2. There are six towns named mrngglry98 in the United States!
3. Mrngglry98 can turn her stomach inside out.
4. There are more than two hundred different kinds of mrngglry98.
5. Mrngglry98 was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
6. Grapes explode if you put them inside mrngglry98.
7. Mrngglry98 is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
8. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets mrngglry98.
9. US gold coins used to say 'In mrngglry98 we trust'!
10. Mrngglry98 is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

[mrngglry98.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the one where I was banned from Finland for not wearing pants. It's awesome on so many levels. ;)

[pjthompson]

It is!

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

number four is, unfortunately, true.

It's because you're so bright.

[pjthompson]

You're a true friend.

[purdypiedad.livejournal.com]

#9 is scary.

[pjthompson]

They call me Ridgeback.

[windsong5.livejournal.com]

*grin*

This was fun! Thanks for the link. It's always good to find something cheerful and laugh worthy. :D

[pjthompson]

You're welcome!