The Monday Poll - Zombies

[pjthompson]

Since I've already done a poll about ghosts, I decided to do zombies this time. Granted, I should have run this poll the day before Halloween, but Life interfered with my celebration of the Undead, so...better a week late than...undead.

[Poll #861492]

Zombies...

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are better heard and not seen.
0(0.0%)
would sooner gnaw off your arm than look at you.
0(0.0%)
tried to start a campaign to be called Reanimated Americans, but kept eating their legislators.
0(0.0%)
have serious B.O.
1(10.0%)
do not make good pets unless you are heavily into black magic.
1(10.0%)
bite the hand that feeds them.
0(0.0%)
would like to discuss the Descartesian implications of their existence--but their brains have rotted.
0(0.0%)
cannot be house trained.
0(0.0%)
adore ladyfingers.
0(0.0%)
have the coolest fashion sense.
0(0.0%)
are even greedier than politicians.
0(0.0%)
welcome all "Get out the Vote" canvassers.
0(0.0%)
just keep on ticky-ing.
1(10.0%)
Other (comments, if your fingers haven't rotted off)
1(10.0%)

Comments

[aeriedraconia.livejournal.com]

Politicians can not be beaten in a greed contest.

[pjthompson]

You are probably correct. And I wouldn't put it past them to gnaw of somebody's arm.

[aeriedraconia.livejournal.com]

While picking their pocket. ;-)

[pjthompson]

lol

If you ever feel undead at work....

[thursdayhaiku.livejournal.com]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/722a/images/1739/

Re: If you ever feel undead at work....

[pjthompson]

Hey, those are the guys in Accounting!