My ferret-unicorn army and I are pretty easy going. (Although we crush those who resist us!)
Most of the above will work for us. But no drinking, since ferrets aren't 21, and unicorns are...well they're supposed to be pure, yanno? How can a drunken unicorn be pure?
We lay siege to towns by making them watch Celtic Woman, Sarah Brightman, and Yanni in Concert until they break down and give us all their treasure.
Okay, the Celtic Women and Sarah Brightman I could hang with.... but Yanni? Are you kidding me? Freaking Yanni? Wow, that's just a sort of cruelty I'd never inflict upon anybody, whether I were raping and pillaging their town or not. Even Conquerors have some scruples!!!
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Date: 2007-03-12 04:49 pm (UTC)Most of the above will work for us. But no drinking, since ferrets aren't 21, and unicorns are...well they're supposed to be pure, yanno? How can a drunken unicorn be pure?
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Date: 2007-03-12 05:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-12 07:30 pm (UTC)Okay, the Celtic Women and Sarah Brightman I could hang with.... but Yanni? Are you kidding me? Freaking Yanni? Wow, that's just a sort of cruelty I'd never inflict upon anybody, whether I were raping and pillaging their town or not. Even Conquerors have some scruples!!!