The Monday Poll - Abominable

[pjthompson]

Last week the SciFi Channel was doing heavy promotion for its D-grade made-for-SciFi movie, Abominable. One hour watching SciFi yielded about ten advertisements for this movie (or maybe it just seemed like it), which meant the tag line for the ad repeated endlessly. Still, it didn't feel quite right to me. I thought it needed something extra—at least one more line to give it a true sense of completion. With that in mind, please complete the following sentence:

[Poll #742420]


Abominable: It eats like an beast, it moves like a man, and it kills like a monster, but...

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it breaks just like a little girl
3(20.0%)
it tastes like chicken
3(20.0%)
it is a tale told by an idiot
1(6.7%)
it just wants to be loved
2(13.3%)
it is a consummation/Devoutly to be wish'd
0(0.0%)
it is a ticky box longing to be ticked
0(0.0%)
it is a fair cop
0(0.0%)
it is Other, to be defined in comments (or not)
1(6.7%)
In a related poll, would you say that Bigfoot and his kin (yeti, yowie, etc.) are:

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as yet unidentified primates?
2(14.3%)
guys in gorilla suits?
2(14.3%)
mystical creatures from the dreamtime?
0(0.0%)
the last vestiges of gigantopithecus?
2(14.3%)
lumberjacks with giant footprint makers and too much time on their [hands]?
2(14.3%)
a small square box?
0(0.0%)
a large square box?
1(7.1%)
Other?
2(14.3%)

Comments

[merebrillante.livejournal.com]

They're mystical guy creatures from the dreamtime who have to dress up in gorilla suits to be seen on our plane of existence.

[pjthompson]

I think you're onto something!

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

..other: "Bor-ring."

I have no interest whatsover in huge, stomping, howling, drooling, no doubt smelly monsters.

[pjthompson]

Probably smells like wet dog with mange. :-/

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, you can spot the Bob Dylan fans, can't you?

[pjthompson]

Yeah, I was wondering if anyone would get that one.