The Stars My Destiny

[pjthompson]

Like the man said, irresistibly dumb. Or is that "numb"?

Starship Captian! by Uberdude
Username
What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	junaras
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	riemannia
Token Alien Scientist	pnh
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	maggiemotley
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	kimberlychapman
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	kmkibble75
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	tryslora
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	tiellan
Your ship's secret weapon	Paris Hilton
How dose your mission end?	You become space pirates
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Comments

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

Doh! Guess I shouldn't bother unpacking?

Darnit. And being space pirates sounds like fun!

[pjthompson]

Dude, I swear, you never struck me as a Red Shirt. Maybe you can come back as the completely regenerated crew member from the planet Genesis.

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty sweet... and I could slowly develop an acceptable sense of ironic, understated humor.

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

*hic*

Brain hurts? It'll have to come out then!

Paging Dr. Gumby...

;)

[pjthompson]

Put down the scalpel. There, thatta girl. Just put down the scalpel.

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

[slurring]

Ahhhggghhh it's a laser scalpel so *hic* don't worry so much, it ain't on...

[sudden hum noise as scalpel is turned on]
[/me looks at the pretty beam]
[/me waves beam around in the air]

Hey lookit me, I'm Luke-Friggin-Skywalker! It's a crossover episode on The Voyages of the Ffnarff! Wheee!

[/me attacks the bulkhead]

[maggiemotley.livejournal.com]

And I always end up as the nymphomaniac ::sigh::

On a doctor's visit some years ago, even my GP's only formality was to say, "Okay, drop 'em."

[pjthompson]

I'm so thrilled to see you on board, no matter the role!!