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Jun. 7th, 2011 03:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1. Don’t tweet your weinie and
2. Don’t text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater.
If you follow these two simple rules, your life will run much more smoothly.
Thank you,
The Management
To read the full article, go here.
Warning: objectionable language NSFW but otherwise hilarious.