J. K. Rowling's new book

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Poll #9632 J. K. Rowling's adult book

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What do you think J. K. Rowling's new adult book will be about?

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About a struggling lower-middle-class British couple & the horrible child under their stairs (johnmcusick tweet).
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About 600 pages, give or take a few hundred.
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A story exploring the angst of a middle-aged author trying to come up with a new and different story after an initial huge success.
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A retelling of the Dracula story from the point of view of his phletbotomist.
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About a group of teachers at a posh British school who suspect their pupils may not be quite ordinary.
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The story of a detective named Phillip, um, Harlowe who finds this mysterious bird statue called the Maltese, um, Goose, and there's this woman who betrays him and stuff.
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A scholar's discovery of an earth-shattering secret kept in France for millennia: foie gras is people!
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About a ragtag band of misfits infiltrating Hitler's Germany in order to do something involving a lot of explosions.
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Some stuff about grown up men and women and working and getting married and having babies and probably sex.
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No, it's not about any of that. I think it's about... (please answer in comments).
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Ticky thinks you're just making all this stuff up.
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Other.
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