Drink up

Oct. 22nd, 2018 12:53 pm
pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“Never despise a drink because it is easy to make and/or uses commercial mixes. Unquestioning devotion to authenticity is, in any department of life, a mark of the naïve—or worse.”

—Kingsley Amis, Every Day Drinking

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Laurel and Hardy, Ariana Grande, or the Salvation Army Band. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

Occasional

Nov. 15th, 2017 10:11 am
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Random quote of the day:

“I’m an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.”

—Raymond Chandler, Philip Marlowe’s Guide to Life



Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Lucy and Ethel, Justin Bieber, or the Kardashian Klan. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Immortal

May. 3rd, 2017 11:21 am
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Random quote of the day:

“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass, which is something everyone knows, no matter how small his or her knowledge.”

—Eduardo Galeano, The Book of Embraces (tr. Cedric Belfrage)

 

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Lucy and Ethel, Justin Bieber, or the Kardashian Klan. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

—Ernest Hemingway, “rules for life” sent to Charles Scribner IV, quoted in Scribner’s memoir In the Company of Writers

drunk4wp 

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Lucy and Ethel, Justin Bieber, or the Kardashian Klan. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

Cocktails

May. 26th, 2016 10:07 am
pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you’re getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails.”

—P. J. O’Rourke, The Bachelor Home Companion

 cocktail4WP@@@

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

Cocktails

May. 26th, 2016 10:07 am
pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you’re getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails.”

—P. J. O’Rourke, The Bachelor Home Companion

 cocktail4WP@@@

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“I don’t see why people make such a to-do about choosing a new cook. There is only one thing that is absolutely essential. I always ask at once, “Do you drink?” and if she says “No!” I bow politely and say that I am very sorry but I fear that she will not suit. All good cooks drink.”

—James S. McNeill Whistler, quoted in Life Was Worth Living by Graham Robertson

 cook4WP@@@

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“I don’t see why people make such a to-do about choosing a new cook. There is only one thing that is absolutely essential. I always ask at once, “Do you drink?” and if she says “No!” I bow politely and say that I am very sorry but I fear that she will not suit. All good cooks drink.”

—James S. McNeill Whistler, quoted in Life Was Worth Living by Graham Robertson

 cook4WP@@@

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“There’s a saying that goes, ‘My country, right or wrong, is like saying my mother, drunk or sober.’”

—Daniyal Mueenuddin, interview, National Public Radio, November 25, 2009

 

 drunken4WP@@@

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

7/20/21 ETA: This quote was actually purloined from something G. K. Chesterton said.

Happy hour

Jun. 21st, 2013 09:15 am
pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.”

—Harold Macmillan, quoted in Alistair Home, Macmillan, vol. 2

 cocktail4WP@@@

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

Happy hour

Jun. 21st, 2013 09:15 am
pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.”

—Harold Macmillan, quoted in Alistair Home, Macmillan, vol. 2

 cocktail4WP@@@

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: (lilith)
Random quote of the day:

"Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for days."

—W. C. Fields, My Little Chickadee

 corkscrew4WP@@@


 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.
pjthompson: (Default)
Random quote of the day:

"Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for days."

—W. C. Fields, My Little Chickadee

 corkscrew4WP@@@


 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.
pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

 

“If three people tell you you’re drunk, lie down.”

—Irish/Hungarian/Yiddish/American proverb
(Variously attributed to all these nationalities.)

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

 

“If three people tell you you’re drunk, lie down.”

—Irish/Hungarian/Yiddish/American proverb
(Variously attributed to all these nationalities.)

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

 

“I only drink Champagne when I am happy, and when I’m sad.  Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.  When I have company, I consider it obligatory.  I trifle with it when I am not hungry and drink it when I am.  Otherwise I never touch it—unless I’m thirsty.”

—Lily Bollinger, London Daily Mail, October 17, 1961

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

 

“I only drink Champagne when I am happy, and when I’m sad.  Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.  When I have company, I consider it obligatory.  I trifle with it when I am not hungry and drink it when I am.  Otherwise I never touch it—unless I’m thirsty.”

—Lily Bollinger, London Daily Mail, October 17, 1961

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: quotes (quotei)

Random quote of the day:

“‘Tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.”

—John Selden, Table Talk. Humility.

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

pjthompson: (Default)
Random quote of the day:


“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you."

—Ray Bradbury, Zen and the Art of Writing











Illustrated version. )


Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

Urp

Feb. 11th, 2007 03:02 pm
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I can't believe I'm hung over. I didn't have all that much to drink last night, but I am so out of practice. We were celebrating the significant birthday of a friend and it was a very nice evening, but I'm urpy and dragging today, not worth much. So it was either the drink or the bout of emergency housecleaning I did yesterday because we were meeting at my house before going out. I think I'm allergic to housecleaning. Seriously.

The urpiness got me to thinking about how in my misspent youth I used to go out to bars and clubs all the time and get hammered two, three times a week, deal with the consequences (including going to work less than sober), and by the grace of Something Higher arrive back home again without getting myself or others killed. Naively, I used to think that going out and pushing the edge of sanity meant I was truly living my life. Silly muffin. I was just going out and getting drunk and lucky to have survived. I was actually much happier once I'd had that revelation and realized I could stop doing it. I no longer had anything left to prove, and I really don't like feeling like a used dishrag the morning after.

And considering all the problems with alcohol abuse in my stereotypical Celtic family, it was definitely for the best. Fortunately, I didn't follow that family tradition.

Which is why I'm so badly out of practice. Urp.

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