My Onion horoscope

[pjthompson]

Pain will be yours this week when that Man from Nantucket finally hears all the terrible things you’ve been writing about him.

That Nantucket guy is so unforgiving.

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

Comments

[bogwitch64.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaa!!!!

[mnfaure.livejournal.com]

And a bit scary and mysterious and conceited with that capital M in Man!

[pjthompson.livejournal.com]

Men!

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

I hope he doesn't show up on your doorstep with his bucket.

[pjthompson.livejournal.com]

If he does, he knows what he can do with it. And it doesn't rhyme with Nantucket.