Cthulu for school board president

[pjthompson]

The Onion always has its pulse on the vital issues of the day. Not to mention its throbbing, ripped from the chest, still-beating heart...

A change in curriculum in Arkham, Mass.

And then there's this from today's The Onion calendar.

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[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

"I don't know from eldritch tongues, but I'm not sure that's such a good idea."

*am dead now*

[pjthompson]

"We already changed the name of the school from Abraham Lincoln High to Nyalrothotep Academy," Perry added. "What more does he want?"