Okay, so here's the embarrassing part...
Nov. 17th, 2006 01:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pjthompsonI went to see Dr. Quacky McQuackenstein last night about my eye. I did have a minor abrasion, but I was able to put my lenses back in this morning and everything's been fine.
The thing is, that chip I thought I saw and felt on the left lens? It turned out to be a really bad case of protein build up, and that's why it looked and felt ridged. He polished them up and, boy howdy, I can see better than I've been able to in months. Heh. Heh heh.
Don't get me wrong: I'm glad that a) it's not chipped; b) I didn't have to buy a new lens; c) my eye wasn't seriously hurt (the same eye I poked earlier in the year to give myself a major abrasion, btw). It's just that I did rather a lot of carping to the receptionist about having two chipped lens in two years... and I didn't, actually. Heh. Heh heh.
Speaking of armpit farting monkeys: As![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kmkibble75 and I were...But no, maybe I'll put this behind a cut. Some people don't like reading about indecorous behavior, and I do have a reputation as a really classy broad to protect. ;-)
So, anyway, this story doesn't have anything to do with armpit farting monkeys, except tangentially; i.e., the actual noise such alleged monkeys might make, but the phrase "armpit farting monkeys" is a real head snapper, isn't it? But this story is embarrassing, so I guess it fits in this post.
Anyhoo, someone present in my household (I won't mention names to protect the guilty) unleashed a rather noisy eruption from their nether regions and Baby the Bird immediately yelled, "Ouch!"
That's it. Aren't you sorry you clicked through?
Have a good weekend.
Oh, here's the armpit farting monkey:
http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ecard|10001|10051|123390|-102001;-102270;66559||P4R12SO|ecards
The thing is, that chip I thought I saw and felt on the left lens? It turned out to be a really bad case of protein build up, and that's why it looked and felt ridged. He polished them up and, boy howdy, I can see better than I've been able to in months. Heh. Heh heh.
Don't get me wrong: I'm glad that a) it's not chipped; b) I didn't have to buy a new lens; c) my eye wasn't seriously hurt (the same eye I poked earlier in the year to give myself a major abrasion, btw). It's just that I did rather a lot of carping to the receptionist about having two chipped lens in two years... and I didn't, actually. Heh. Heh heh.
Speaking of armpit farting monkeys: As
kmkibble75 and I were...But no, maybe I'll put this behind a cut. Some people don't like reading about indecorous behavior, and I do have a reputation as a really classy broad to protect. ;-)So, anyway, this story doesn't have anything to do with armpit farting monkeys, except tangentially; i.e., the actual noise such alleged monkeys might make, but the phrase "armpit farting monkeys" is a real head snapper, isn't it? But this story is embarrassing, so I guess it fits in this post.
Anyhoo, someone present in my household (I won't mention names to protect the guilty) unleashed a rather noisy eruption from their nether regions and Baby the Bird immediately yelled, "Ouch!"
That's it. Aren't you sorry you clicked through?
Have a good weekend.
Oh, here's the armpit farting monkey:
http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ecard|10001|10051|123390|-102001;-102270;66559||P4R12SO|ecards
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