Okay, so here's the embarrassing part...

[pjthompson]

I went to see Dr. Quacky McQuackenstein last night about my eye. I did have a minor abrasion, but I was able to put my lenses back in this morning and everything's been fine.

The thing is, that chip I thought I saw and felt on the left lens? It turned out to be a really bad case of protein build up, and that's why it looked and felt ridged. He polished them up and, boy howdy, I can see better than I've been able to in months. Heh. Heh heh.

Don't get me wrong: I'm glad that a) it's not chipped; b) I didn't have to buy a new lens; c) my eye wasn't seriously hurt (the same eye I poked earlier in the year to give myself a major abrasion, btw). It's just that I did rather a lot of carping to the receptionist about having two chipped lens in two years... and I didn't, actually. Heh. Heh heh.

Speaking of armpit farting monkeys: As kmkibble75 and I were...But no, maybe I'll put this behind a cut. Some people don't like reading about indecorous behavior, and I do have a reputation as a really classy broad to protect. ;-)



So, anyway, this story doesn't have anything to do with armpit farting monkeys, except tangentially; i.e., the actual noise such alleged monkeys might make, but the phrase "armpit farting monkeys" is a real head snapper, isn't it? But this story is embarrassing, so I guess it fits in this post.

Anyhoo, someone present in my household (I won't mention names to protect the guilty) unleashed a rather noisy eruption from their nether regions and Baby the Bird immediately yelled, "Ouch!"

That's it. Aren't you sorry you clicked through?

Have a good weekend.

Oh, here's the armpit farting monkey:

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Comments

[pjthompson]

Thanks! Contacts are mean.