Echoes in a Hollow Space

Random quote of the day:

“We are here on earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.”

—Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.

 

Mirrored from Better Than Dead.

For those of you who do not care for bathroom humor, you might want to move along without reading further.




[Poll #1449346]

I went to see Dr. Quacky McQuackenstein last night about my eye. I did have a minor abrasion, but I was able to put my lenses back in this morning and everything's been fine.

The thing is, that chip I thought I saw and felt on the left lens? It turned out to be a really bad case of protein build up, and that's why it looked and felt ridged. He polished them up and, boy howdy, I can see better than I've been able to in months. Heh. Heh heh.

Don't get me wrong: I'm glad that a) it's not chipped; b) I didn't have to buy a new lens; c) my eye wasn't seriously hurt (the same eye I poked earlier in the year to give myself a major abrasion, btw). It's just that I did rather a lot of carping to the receptionist about having two chipped lens in two years... and I didn't, actually. Heh. Heh heh.

Speaking of armpit farting monkeys: As kmkibble75 and I were...But no, maybe I'll put this behind a cut. Some people don't like reading about indecorous behavior, and I do have a reputation as a really classy broad to protect. ;-)

( Sanitized for your protection. )